Jessa Hastings

Jessa said she didn’t have time to write a new biography, so her brother Luke put an old one into chatgpt as a joke and it gave us this below. It makes Jessa laugh every time she reads it and so now here it is and here it shall stay. You’re welcome and she’s still sorry:

Jessa Hastings, originally hailing from the picturesque landscapes of Australia, now splits her life amidst the sun-soaked embrace of Southern California and London, England. Accompanied by her husband, two spirited children, a feline confidante, and a once-remorseful canine companion whose mischievous antics once targeted her son's treasured firehouse toy, Jessa's home is now a mosaic of laughter and love, with memories of doggie mishaps fading like old ink on parchment.