Sh*t My Vampire Says
(2017)
Sh*t My Vampire Says
(2017)
A grumpy werecat + a cheerful fairy + a grandfatherly vampire on the run = chaos gone wild in Texas. Again!
When werecougar Caulder Mason must find Raymond Cobbler, his sister’s vampire buddy from the Adopt-an-Elderly-Vampire program. His search leads him to Wild, Texas where he finds Ray, a vengeful demon, and a beautiful fae-demon—who turns out to be his mate.
Lavender Greengrass keeps to herself because venturing into the world usually means destroying some part of it. Not on purpose. Her demon side just … well, leaks out every now and again. So she can’t understand why Caulder is gung-ho for their union. Especially since they have to deal with grumpy ol’ Ray, her kidnapped grandmother, and her asshole demon cousin, Ferth.
But Caulder and Lavender are meant to be together, and even if they have to go to hell (they do), they’ll prove to each other that true love can conquer all.
When werecougar Caulder Mason must find Raymond Cobbler, his sister’s vampire buddy from the Adopt-an-Elderly-Vampire program. His search leads him to Wild, Texas where he finds Ray, a vengeful demon, and a beautiful fae-demon—who turns out to be his mate.
Lavender Greengrass keeps to herself because venturing into the world usually means destroying some part of it. Not on purpose. Her demon side just … well, leaks out every now and again. So she can’t understand why Caulder is gung-ho for their union. Especially since they have to deal with grumpy ol’ Ray, her kidnapped grandmother, and her asshole demon cousin, Ferth.
But Caulder and Lavender are meant to be together, and even if they have to go to hell (they do), they’ll prove to each other that true love can conquer all.
