In Which Your Wily Narrator Takes a Vacation in Fairyland and There Meets a Very Familiar, Very Large, and Very Red Fellow With A Number of Questions on His Mind
(2012)
A Fairyland short story available only in the first edition paperback of the second US Fairyland printing. It's not online, in any other printings for Fairyland (in the UK or elsewhere) or in any subsequent Cat Valente publications, but may be located on her Patreon account.