Butt-dialing the Billionaire
(2022)
Butt-dialing the Billionaire
(2022)
My imitation of our billionaire boss had everyone laughing. Well...almost everyone. Worst. Butt-dial. Ever!
They say he's a notorious rake. An international jet-set bad boy. And now I hear he's determined to track down the jokester on the other end of the butt-dial.
Me. Eep!
But I'm not worried: we're tight like family in this office—no way will my co-workers rat me out. Plus, who brings the cookies? Moi!
Things die down after a few months, and I'm pretty sure I'm safe.
Thank goodness, because I have my hands full with our lazy, arrogant new office gopher.
He has the worst work ethic I've ever seen—how did he even get hired? He's so nosy about the butt-dial. He doesn't know how to work a vending machine, and he's baffled when we send around a card to be signed for somebody's birthday. It's as if he's never worked in an office in his life.
But little by little, we're drawing closer. He's funny. Sexy. Wicked. Still, he's all wrong for me. I like respectable men with a work ethic.
Also, I can't shake the feeling that he's hiding something...
They say he's a notorious rake. An international jet-set bad boy. And now I hear he's determined to track down the jokester on the other end of the butt-dial.
Me. Eep!
But I'm not worried: we're tight like family in this office—no way will my co-workers rat me out. Plus, who brings the cookies? Moi!
Things die down after a few months, and I'm pretty sure I'm safe.
Thank goodness, because I have my hands full with our lazy, arrogant new office gopher.
He has the worst work ethic I've ever seen—how did he even get hired? He's so nosy about the butt-dial. He doesn't know how to work a vending machine, and he's baffled when we send around a card to be signed for somebody's birthday. It's as if he's never worked in an office in his life.
But little by little, we're drawing closer. He's funny. Sexy. Wicked. Still, he's all wrong for me. I like respectable men with a work ethic.
Also, I can't shake the feeling that he's hiding something...
