Okay… So I didn't know I had color changing magical powers that would make a box of crayons jealous.
And… Okay, I didn't know that being dropped in Blue Balls Falls, Virginia would alert the Wicked Shitz and prompt an unwanted and nasty family reunion.
And… Sure, the frog was involved a bit, and the prayer chain ladies helped out, too. But the Witchin' Spice Bakery blowing up? Well, let's just not talk about that.