I will do whatever it takes to get what I want... and what I want is to avoid going to jail on Earth.
So when I learn that Vos Klavoii, the Alien Bride Games Administrator, has a secret he'll do anything to keep, I decide I will use the information to blackmail my way into the Bride Lottery.
Now I just have to find a Khanavai warrior who won't ask too many questions before agreeing to marry me.
The one thing I can't afford to do is fall in love.
If only that giant pink alien will quit snooping around, maybe I'll be able to keep this con running long enough to get to Khanav Prime -- and safety.